LITTLE HOTTIE

Fine little hottie
she's a hot tamale
no doubt about it
got a hot karate body
chick's so kicking
she flicks my ignition
wicked, bewitching
fire in the kitchen

Whoa! She's undulating
See the way she's so curvaceous
Wo! Baby let's get naked
Just can't take it
Can you make it shake baby?

Fine little hottie
hell's kamikaze
hellcat's pajamas
gotta get the party started
loose scooter groupie
shooting off her uzi
a nudie-loop cutie with a lulu of a booty
yeah!

she's the one
the only one to go the extra
to get it done
bitch on a mission
switching them positions
guessing, keeps me itchin n' twitching

She's the one
the only one
to go the distance
and overcome
hip and twisted with a sick disposition
trippy chicky
ripe n' ready for the picking

Jeezus lord
almighty Gawd
Hips Ahoy
Man overboard
Little tail wagging
ready for the shagging
Damn good looking
Danno book em
Bag 'em, tag em baby

Yeah!

THE TRANSYLVANIAN WAY

Home, I have no home
I've been away
for far too long
Spread my wings and fly
Away into the darkness of the night time sky

I hear voices calling me
Voices Calling out
There's no choice in front of me
No Choices now
I have Got to find my way to Transylvania
It's the Transylvanian Way

Sun, can't see the sun
I hide away and hear the voices urging
she could be the one to save me
An unsuspecting virgin

There's a creature on the streets and it's on the prowl
There's a beast inside of me and it's coming out
I have got to find my way to Transylvania
It's the Transylvanian Way

Hunted, despicable beast
eternally condemned to this dream
It's an overwhelming, neverending,
schizophrenic Transylvanian movie scene

Oh! I've lost my way without you girl
I can't go home alone...

Alone, I'm so alone
I wait, in the shadows of the night
Scream, I hear you screaming baby
See the terror in your eyes
Don't you worry, don't you cry
Don't you make a sound
From the ether shall I rise
It's almost over now
Come away with me we'll fly to Transylvania
it's the Transylvania Way

MARRIED A WHORE

It's a pity just to see your crying face
It's a shame your kisses have that salty taste
But oh, when I get you home
your body's mine alone
this is the life that I have come to know

Married a whore

You sell your services out on them dirty streets
you drop to your knees for every man you meet
But oh, you make me feel just fine
when you show me your other side
Then when you start to dress I know it's time to go

Married a whore

You suck a john offf for a lousy twenty bills
just to think about it makes my stomach ill
but when the night it turns into the day
your body it's all for me
you'll be coming home to me
just to me

-solo-

Dirty girl
it's what you do
But I'm so in love with you
I'm in love with you still
I know you're going out
but I'll wait for you
till the morning light
we can start anew

Dirty girl
you do what you gotta do
I'm so in love
I'll be waiting up
Oh, I'm so in love
I'll be waiting up

You go walking down those streets so all alone
I never know for sure just if you're coming home
If you're coming home...

THE ALL-SEEING EYE

Lay in the coffin
that's what they want me to do
but I don't believe them
believing is seeing

I am the eye
The All Seeing Eye
I can fly
into the night

You gotta do something
that's what they tell me to do
but can you deal with nothing
that's my question to you
all of you!

I am the All-Seeing Eye
Wow! Lighter then heather
I can fly into the night time sky
higher then measure

I can fly
The All-Seeing Eye
To another dimension
And I cry
It's the flight of ascension

Woman is the wind
she changeth like the weather
changeth like the weather
dance light feather
break your tether
Because the woman is the wind
woman is the wind
woman is the wind

The eye of the needle
the eye of the storm
The eye of the tiger

The eye of the eagle
the eye of the dark lord
the Eye of Agamotto
the sense of the spider

The eye in the sky
looking around
looking all over
the eye of the beholder

The eye, The All-Seeing Eye

PRICE TO PAY

Everybody needs you, everybody sees you
That's the price to pay
Everybody wants you, everybody want to
make you theirs

Everybody's choosing, everybody's using you
Don't know what they're doing, everybody's ruined you

You could end up D.O.A.
or you could wind up M.I.A.
The Kennedys were blown away
That's the price
the price to pay

Everybody's freaking, everybody's seeking you
Everybody's coming, everybody's bugging out

Everybody's screaming, everybody's fiending now
Everybody's shouting, everybody's crowding round

Every place they look the same
Everybody knows your name
J.F.K. was blown away
That''s the price
Tthe price to pay to pay

You could end up comatose
an accidental overdose
wind up like that game show host

-solo-

Tuck that tummy, lift that face
anything but age with grace
hey man that's a nice toupee
Hey man, that's the price to pay

You could end up paranoid
A one hit wonder
Unemployed
null and void, your life devoid

B-B-BORED by Brian A. and Horace with Jake

All the things you have to say
you think you're brilliant
it's all decay
You're not the catch you think you are
true I amused but only so far
you play hard to get, you'll only regret
how easy you are for me to forget

I have more fun
when I'm asleep
you're not the one
I want to keep
moving along
out in the street
there's many more like you

Guess it's no mystery
how much you annoy
open your mouth to talk
it's time for me to walk

-chorus-

Go take a trip on a sinking ship
or maybe a clothespin will fasten your lip
there's no denying your presence is trying
you make me nauseous you charms are so trite
there's no use crying, nobody's buying
got to get going so have a bad life

All the things you have to say
you think you're different, it's all the same
you're not the catch you think you are
now you know the truth, you're merely a bore
hard to accept you're making me wretcyh
fool that you are, how soon you forget
it is no mystery, how much you annoy

-chorus-

there's many more
just like you
you're not the catch you think you are
get out of my apt.
get back to the bar
a drop in the bucket
a fish in the pond
a fly in the ointment
a bug in the jar

b-b-b-bored, b-b-b-bored
b-b-b-bored, b-b-b-bored
b-b-b-buhhh....buh....buh...

ROAD WARRIOR

I saw a vision
In the haze...
It was a man
From far away

I saw the pain
I saw the pain was on his face

And he had come for gasoline
And he was brave
But he took only what he needed
and went away

Oh please don't go away

Road Warrior, Road Warrior
Don't you run away
From us now
Road Warrior
How did we ever get this way?

It wasn't long
till he returned
Them bikers took him down
He was banged up, he was burned

But still alive
This time he came down from the sky

And from then
we'd understand
that we were stronger all together
and we came up with a plan

To drive that trailer down the road
We would fill it full of sand
And we'd escape

Road Warrior, Road Warrior
Don't you roll away
From us now
Road Warrior
How did we ever get this way?

Run, you can't run away
You can't run away from yourself
Go, oh warrior
You can't go away
Somewhere else

'Cause when your turning in circles
You're only starting out
at the end
of a long, long, long road
How'd we get this way?

Road Warrior, Road Warrior
Don't you go away
From us now
Road Warrior
How did we ever get this way?

IT CAN'T BE ME

I can hardly wait
I can hardly wait, it's like a dream
It can't be me

I can hardly wait
I'm in a state of disbelief to see you look at me
or smile in this direction
It can't be me

Cause I've been watching you for a long time
with a love that lays awake
I'll pine away forever
until you say you will come around for a date

I can hardly wait
I can hardly wait
It can't be real that you would come and talk to me
This can't be happening
It can't be me

Cause it's something they don't understand
it's everything you do
The sheer impossibility that you would turn to me and say
It's true, it's true

I can hardly wait
I can hardly wait, it can't be real that this is happening
No, it can't be me

WEDDING BELLS ARE RINGING (FROM THE GRAVE)

I remember the day we met
you were so full of life
playing so hard to get

I was denied, I cried but I kept in stride
I knew one day you're gona be my bride

Black clouds when they put you down
six feet under I went sniffing around
and I got me the shakes when I uncovered the case
I couldn't wait to look upon your face

Oh, you're so cold
To have and to hold

Full moon it was a starry night
when I would pick you up and put you in my ride
looking statuesque in your veil and dress
and oh so dreamy from the beauty rest

It was midnight we were making time
we hit the interstate heading for the county line
riding shotgun in my pickup truck
girl you can lean on me cause I will prop you up

Oh, my love is true
my love is borrowed baby
my love is blue
and how it makes me smile to have you right here by my side
yes we can be together like we never could in life

-solo-

Planting little kisses on the stitches on your neck
or feel your body getting colder with every passing sec
don't stiffen up on me baby, I promise this won't hurt
just open up your casket and I'll do all the work

I knew one day that I could have her
join me in the everafter
me and her were meant to lie in state
a paranormal, supernatural marriage
in a funeral chapel
Wedding bells are ringing from the grave
from the grave...

You didn't want to know me, no
you wouldn't give up the ghost
now I may not have your loving
but at least I have the host

Let's skip all the formality
hide all your fears away
Cause wedding bells are ringing
Wedding bells are ringing from the grave

BONUS GAME! Can you find the hidden subliminal lyrics in Wedding Bells are Ringing (From The Grave)? Words to look for: Cadaver, Necrophelia, Formaldehyde

The Quake (with apologies to the Surfaris)

Brothers look what we found, people standing all around
They got their hands in their pockets and their feet on the ground
But there's a new dance craze making waves
It's got a funny name but it's all the rage
It's a dance sensation with no rules or regulations
restrictions, conditions, steps or stipulations
what would it take, now what would it take
to do what you want to mama
Everybody's gonna do The Quake

Like a rattle snake it's as easy as cake
It's a breeze to proceed if you want to partake
Anything goes, you can wiggle your toes
any move is cool any position or pose
It's the dance presentation with the most reverberation
a cosmic, seismic, stomping celebration
You can do it too, just quiver like a fool
yeah there's nothing to remember
when you tremble with the tremors of The Quake

Now I'm talking to the people up in here
that still won't dance, they're looking down in a beer
You can start it out slowly moving side to side
Do the "white man's shuffle" or the "clap and glide"
Then you flick your hips like a spastic crip
getting busy getting dizzy in the midst of the pit
Get freewheel-freaky, flail around like a flake
Cause it's off the mot#erfu¢k!ng richter scale
It's called The Quake